Title: Invasion Incubation
Rated: R, possibly?
Disclaimer: disclaimed.
Summary: Written for prompt here. Kirk ends up an incubator for alien babies. It's not pretty.

( The sounds sent chills up Kirk's spine as he wathed the body split open, an explosion of entrails and organs falling past the rib cage and... something else, horrifying and inhuman. )

Title: Labor Pains
Rating: R, just in case
Pairing: Spock/Kirk/McCoy
Disclaimer: disclaimed.
Summary: Kirk is pregnant and doesn't even know it. When he finds out, he doesn't believe it - after all, he's MALE. Spock has something he'd like to share.

Somehow, it started kinda angsty and magically turned to humor. I don't know, I have no idea either.

( Spock, the next time we go on shore leave, be sure to invest in some condoms or I'm cutting it off! )